So My Mom Wants To Take Me To A Shrink…

why you ask?

because i don’t feel comfortable eating  in public/in front of people. period! and the fact that i’m a very shy person…

she thinks it’s this thing that i have.. WTF!! ok i know i’ve been called crazy.. and might need some help setting my head straight, but this!! hold on a dick sucking minute!! that makes me question her sanity!!

*deep breath* ok let’s go to the place to where this all began..

i was hungry and i wanted to order some food, and i didn’t wanna talk to the guy on the phone.. I’M SHY! i’d rather talk to him face to face.. i don’t know why! i’m just not comfortable ordering and telling the guy what i want over the phone, so shoot me!

then my mom goes on saying that i need to see a therapist about this thing about me not liking to eat in public and makes a huge deal of it! and the whole time i’m thinking she’s just playin, turns out she’s serious!! what the FUCK!!!

i just don’t like eating in front of people! and you know damn well that in this country everyone is watching the other. and i’m not a fan of people watching me, or the fact that i’m eating at the same time..

is how i feel about this wrong? is she crazy or am i?  do i really need a shrink? and if you think i do, maybe you need to get your head checked..

Movies I Wanna See..

 

• American Gangsters
• Waiting
• Ace Ventura
• Smokin Aces
• Lucky Number Slevin
• A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints
• The Bone Collector
• Mars Attacks
• Toy Story
• The Road To El Dorado (couldn’t find the trailer so i put my favorite scene :P)

and more that i can’t remember at the moment hehe

You Can’t Change The Rules!!

so me, my sister and 2 cousins have a few things that we call rules for ourselves..  for example:

*using toothpicks from restaurants, we call them ‘Diddy style’  (i’ll explain it later)

*saying “dude” in every sentence when ordering food.. it has to be in the sentence, either at the beginning or the end like; ‘dude i’ll have a coke with no ice.’ ‘can we have the check, dude?’

anyway that’s not the point of my post..

yesterday me and my sister had lunch at maki, and my sister ordered something with unagi..anyway one of our “rules” is that whenever we say unagi we do this.

now my sister says that whenever we eat some unagi *does the sign* we should do the sign too.. is that stupid or what! i mean we even do the sign when we’re ordering!
i’m not going to do the sign every time i have a peice of unagi *does sign* maki!  that’s just fucking tiring..

anywho, i told her we couldn’t change the rule, and she said that all rule makers have to be present when we make a decision about changing that rule..

what do you peeps think? should we change it??

Random Quesions..

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
left

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
it depends on how i dive, but i usually cant’ 🙂

3) What color is your razor?
ummm.. i don’t use razors

4) What is your blood-type?
lol i have no idea!

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
can i choose more than one person?

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
no one would dare spreading a rumor about me, they know i’d kick their asses.. 😀

7) How do you feel about carrots?
love ’em

8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
seven

9) Which is the best spice girl?
i don’t care anymore spice??

10) Do you know what time it is?
yep it’s 2.09 p.m ;D or was..

11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince song?
yes i do.. and proud of it BITCH!

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
 prolly call my cousin and bitch to her about it..

13) Whats your favorite kind of gum?
cinnamon..

14)T or F: All’s fair in love and war.
true

15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
not really.. do celebrities count??

16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
only with curse words… well some of em ;P

17) Do you like to sleep?
uuhh.. yeah i sometimes wish i could be a professional sleeper..

18) Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings?
not really

19) Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
unfortunately, yes..

20) Do you want a bright yellow 06 mustang?
if it’s for free, sure

21) What’s something you’ve always wanted?
to touch the wall of china..

22) Do you have hairy legs?
hell naw!

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
both

25) Do you wear a lot of black?
you could say that

26) Describe your hair.
it’s light brown and down to my back! and i desperately want to cut it, but they always yell at me when i say that!! 😦

27) Do you have Entomophobia?
yes and i wish i didn’t (-_-;)

28) Are you an adult?
i’m not sure….

29) Where are your best friends?
at home, most probably asleep =/

30) Do you have a tan?
yes

31) Are you a television addict?
no, i don’t watch that much t.v

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
yes, my mom is soo cool! 😀

33) Are you a sugar freak?
yeah…

34) Do you like orange juice?
sure

35) What sign are you?
Sagittarius babay!

36) What color is your Cell Phone?
black and outlined with gold.. [here]

37) Where do you wish you were right now?
new york city

come on people,  join me pwease..

Don’t They Deserve To See Its’ Beauty Too?

today’s the day!

I’ll be tackling the effect of global warming.

The predicted effects of global warming on the environment and for human life are numerous and varied. It is generally difficult to attribute specific natural phenomena to long-term causes, but some effects of recent climate change may already be occurring. Rising sea levels, glacier retreat, and altered patterns of agriculture are cited as direct consequences, but predictions for secondary and regional effects include extreme weather events, an expansion of tropical diseases, and drastic economic impact. Concerns have led to political activism advocating proposals to mitigate, eliminate, or adapt to it.

source: Wikipedia.

you might think that it’s not gonna happen in your lifetime, but what about the people that’s going to have to suffer for your selfishness? you don’t have to think that i’m talking about your children, or your childrens’ children. but just think about other peoples’ children too. don’t you think they have a right to see how beautiful the planet, or maybe what’s left of it?? don’t they deserve it a little bit?

So, I Went…

I  went,

I saw her,

And I stopped shaking after we left for a long time.

End Results: I’m still alive, but feeling completely numb..

does this make me a bad person??

I Can’t Get It Out Of My Head!!

 

Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down!
Hickory Dickory Dock.

Awesome!

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i think the videos speak for themselves, don’t you? :Pp

Funny Video Of The Month :P

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lotsa memories from this.. 🙂 believe it or not, this was my ringtone… i might use it again ;Pp

hope y’all like it 😀

I Still Don’t Get It!!

what does a giraffe eat at a bar?

black cherries

what the fuck does that mean?!

come on someone tell me! i’m a stupid person who doesn’t understand a simple joke

someone tell me 😥