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Heading out…


will try to update you on my adventures..


Breaking News!!

I just heard from my brother that if the police caught you riding the bumpy road they take away your license!! permanently!!

oh the horror!! i haven’t been to it in months!! this sucks! so what if it’s a parking lot and it’s illegal?! so what if it’s dangerous to pedestrians?! it’s fucking fun!!

and do they really have to take the license permanently? why don’t you just shoot them in the head while your at it?!

i feel so heartbroken it’s pathetic… *runs sobbing into the darkness*

Recent Craving…



Sing It Wit Me…


never felt so good.. ;Pp


I Did It…

Again! 😀

Tiny TidBits Of My Weekend,

“aaaw! he’s so cute i wanna kick him!!” -Frex

“Whatever happens in the shalaih, stays in the shalaih” -Feefz

“for this weekend i’m not 25, i’ m 16” -Kambi

“can you use the word ‘porn’ in scrabble?” -mishmisha

“when i say ‘laish’ we spray them, k?”  -friend

“inta laish wayhik n3al?!” -mishmisha

“i can’t believe i went so low, and fought with an 8 year old” -feefz
“and lost” -mishmisha

“shfeech? ga3deen nsawy jow romansy” -mumum, i think?

“he’s fucking everywhere! i can’t go anywhere without him being there! it’s so annoying!” -mishmisha

“lolz, 7aram why’d he spray the maid? she didn’t do anything!” -mishmisha
“3ady oboy’s like that, just shrug it off” -frex

“9arly sa3a agoolah ana ma3ak! and then he sprays me in the face the next second!” -sawoonah

“i’m so hungry i can eat my own face!” -mishmisha

“it’s a shame we’re pussies…” -feefz
“such a shame..”  -frex
“shame shame shame” -mishmisha

“you can’t put ‘wtf’ on a scrabble board! it’s not a word!” -kambi
“it might be in some countries, you never know!” -mishmisha

“i got my three bitches by my side, what more could a girl want?” -mishmisha

and that just the first couple of days, the rest i don’t remember that well.

Why We’re So *6ooo6ing* Awesome!

here’s another post about me and my favorite sister (if she read this she’d say “I’m your only sista!”) here are some things that we always do on a regular basis.. and we’ve discovered after saying just a few that we have the right to show the whole internet place thing that we’re awesome ppl to hang out with (confidence bitch!) ;Pp like this old post..

let’s start:

  1.  there’s this car (i think it’s a range) that says “APPLAUD” at the back. and us being us we’d go next to the guy and applaud him… he asked for it, didn’t he??
  2. so we go to maki marina alot.. and we sorta know the waiters.. so we’ve named them (we know they’re not animals!!) anyway let’s start: *the little lebanese guy with a goatee: we call him masari’s bitch (long story, trust me) *the nice guy with the glasses: Amigo. *the lebanese guy who stares alot: Dude. *the indian guy who brings the food: bring food guy. *this phillipino guy i think: jackie chan’s brother.. so if you go there.. look for them ;Pp
  3. if a guy’s following us.. we do what we always do. go to a roundabout and stay there until he gives up.. while my sister who’s usually driving says “ya ana ya inta!” while i laugh my ass off searching for another micheal jackson song..
  4. there are alot of times when we’re out and there’s a guy on a bicycle and usually they pass by my side, and always ALWAYS! i get the urge to open the car door when they pass by the car.. so i always ask her “afta7 ib bab? please??”
  5. once i was alone in the house. completely alone. and i was fine. until i heard voices coming from the living room. so i go and check who’s there. and the room is empty, next i hear foot steps on the ceiling. at this point i’m freaking out. so i msg my sister and ask where she is.
    Kambi: “I just got home..”
    Sarah: “oh thank gawd.. i thought you were a ghost”
    Kambi: “…….ok”
  6. so me and kambooshty read each others mind alot.. to the point where it’s fucking annoying now and we want it to stop! like.. we say the same thing at the same time where you’d think we rehearsed it but we didn’t! or we’d sing the same song even though the last time we heard said song was like a million years ago.. so something like this would happen. what we do is, we stare at each other for a minute, then give each other the finger! (tough love baby!)
  7. so me and sambaweecha are in the car listening to the radio, then the news comes on. then i would say:
    Sarah: “you ever think that the next thing that ppl will dance to would be the news?”
    Sambaweecha: “What do you mean?”
    Sarah: “you know, like.. we’d listen to the news and bob our heads to the song.. like they’d say ’11 ppl died in iraq this morning from some suicide bombing’ and we’d be like ‘YEAAAAAH!! ROCK ON BITCH!’ while doing the rock and roll sign!”
    Sambaweecha: “HAHAHAHAHAHA omg can you imagine… (blah blah blah)”
    and we’d start a topic from that..
  8. we were in sultan center that’s in souq sharq. and i was going to get a basket and i didn’t find her. so i go looking for her. i see her standing at the cereal isle or something and i go..
    Sarah: “i know you!” *while pointing at her*
    so she’s standing at the end of the isle and i’m standing at the other side, and right smack in the middle is some guy, once he hears me, he turns to me and smiles thinking i was talking to him, so he hesitates then my sister goes..
    Kambi: “I know you too!!” *while laughing*
    you have no idea how embarassed the guy was LOL!
  9. either at the avenues or marina or anywhere where ppl would hang around the cars and check them out.. we’d pass by them and go “you’ll never get it. you’ll never get it. you’ll never get it”
  10. if we’re out for lunch and our table is loose or something.. we’d imagine that our table is special and it has special powers like if you shake the table or something the waiter would magically appear..
  11. when watching tv or a movie and the hott actor does something sexy or sweet we’d go “AAAAAAHH!!!” and go crazy.. then we’d look at each other and say “Virgins..” *while rolling our eyes*
  12. we’re in the living room watching tv. minding our own business when we hear the front door open. so what do we do? we pretend that we’re sleeping in the most awkward situations! even if we’re standing! and if it’s our dad who’s just come in. he’d sit in the couch and pretend like he’s asleep too (LOL)
  13. dad would do something funny or cool and after we’d tell him he’d go “Yeah i’m funky eh?”
    Sarah and Sambaweecha: “oh no daddy you just had to ruin it..” and we’d get up leaving him confused..
  14. today at lunch she ordered a salad of some sort. so the waiter told her that it also had some wild rice in it. after the waiter left she said..
    Sambaweecha: “kint aby agool how wild is the rice? does it party all the time and sleep around and stuff?  bes maby a6ayi7 il miyana too quickly”
    and of course my usual way of ordering the check.. yelling for the waiter (well at least it does the job!) keep in mind this is how  it is all the time..
  15. whenever we see the police whether in the car or anything, we have to hide and act like we don’t want them to see us and act all guilty! it’s not like we’re hiding something.. it’s just what we do!

well that’s a really long post! and you have no idea how easy it was to count all the stuff you’ve just read.. anyway! bye!

p.s sambaweecha is kambi… *waves to sambaweecha!*

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