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You are the best one of the best ones..

I’ve always wanted this. And now I’m freaking out because it’s happening too fast.

Do I have a right to feel this way or am I just one ungrateful bitch?

Die bitch DIEEE!!!

i hate my english professor!!! she is a total bitch!

what a whore!

i hate you so much that i can’t stand the sight of you. and when i hear your name or hear your voice i just wanna cut of my ears and pock holes into them with my pencil… wai3 wai3 waaaaai3!!

thank god that the feeling is mutual.. i’m sure she’s a nice person once i actually have a normal conversation where she isn’t being a complete bitch and isn’t making my life a complete hell… i’m sure i’d think she’s a nice person.. but i don’t think that’s ever going to happen.. since she’s a complete whore who’s making her life’s mission is making me want to kill myself every time i see her.. well listen lady.. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! now leave me the fuck alone!

7a6a 3alay bshakil mo 6abee3y! here’s one example:

we’ll call me: Sarah
and we’ll call her: Fucking whore who’s completely frustrated cause she hasn’t gotten any since forever so she decides to put all her frustration on sarah… or to shorten it: betch

sarah types an essay and goes to show it to her to see if it’s good enough for miss hard to please.. now the essay is 5 pages..

betch looks at the first page and says: “the title needs to be centered.”

Sarah: “okay..” *goes to correct the simple mistakes and gives her the paper*

betch: “and over here you need to put a period..” (mind you we’re still on the first page)

and this goes on for ten minutes… i finished the papers in the printer! ya bint elkalb tell it to me all at once and not make me go back and forth for ten minutes while I (who is very stupid to not say anything since i want to pass this class) act like your personal bitch!

other example, eh?

we have a quiz where we have to write another summary essay.. where we write the source and publisher and blah blah blah.. basically we summarize an article..

i’m looking for the publisher and it’s not there.. so i need to make sure that it’s not really there..

Sarah: “umm professor, there’s no publisher…?”

betch: “hmmmm….. could you find it?”

sarah: “but it’s not there…”

betch: “could you try harder?”

sarah: “okaaaay…” *in the back of my mind… fucking bitch..*

then comes the punch line:

other student: “professor, i can’t find the publisher..”

betch: “oh yeah that’s because there isn’t one..”

!!! zagat zagitich ya bint il kalb!! 9arly sa3a shgool ana?!!

oh i hope you get what you have coming for you.. cause you are definitely on my beating up list..

i hate you..

At Least Have Some Respect…

i hate it when you’re out in the morning and 9aymeen and malna 5ilg ilkil dayikh o kilshay.. then you see some person coming to you ega7i9 and the music is blaring with a cigarette in his hand!! and it’s friday around 9alat il yim3a!!

i7tirim nafsik yal 5ara!! 7aram 3alaik ya3ni.. shi’3il ashkara chethy ma a7ibha. 3al aqal mo jidam enas! have a little self-respect.. you looked so pathetic

all i’m gonna say is allah yahdeek.. 9ij 9ij unbelievable..

Breaking News!!

I just heard from my brother that if the police caught you riding the bumpy road they take away your license!! permanently!!

oh the horror!! i haven’t been to it in months!! this sucks! so what if it’s a parking lot and it’s illegal?! so what if it’s dangerous to pedestrians?! it’s fucking fun!!

and do they really have to take the license permanently? why don’t you just shoot them in the head while your at it?!

i feel so heartbroken it’s pathetic… *runs sobbing into the darkness*

Y’all… Meet Satan’s Spawn..

this is *it* Paulette! the bitch is still there and still annoying as hell.. apparently it has found a companion… and said companion doesn’t have as big of balls as the spawn.. but worry not dear readers. they came back 10 minutes later -.- and they’re still there..

so now i shall leave you to feel sorry and grieve for me..

till next time y’all!

Nice Face! What are you going to do when the Baboon wants his Ass back?

bitch post y’all! either read on or close the damn thing 🙂

maly 5ilg i wake up everyday and do the same shit! 7arr!! 7aaaarr!! the least the little fuckers can do is put some ac or something! it’s summer for crying out loud!

i wanna travel, i’ve been here for the last 4 summers and i’m bored! some where nice, somewhere nice. i know i already said nice but i’m trying to emphasise on it 🙂

apparently i have a roommate, she’s a pigeon and i named it paullete. i don’t know if it’s a male or female. but the bitch is starting to annoying the hell out of me “qooooooo!! QOOOOOOOOOO!!! QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”  i mean shit!!! what the fuck did i do to diserve this?! is it supposed to be a wake up call? everytime i shoo it, 10 minutes later “QOOOOOOOO!!” augh!!

i wanna post a photo of satan’s spawn.. bes madri shfee the laptop rayi7 feeha.. i’ll post it when i can ^_^

i noticed i’ve been neglecting this blog… it saddens me that i’ve sorta lost interest.. i just don’t seem to see anything blog-worthy.. maybe i’m just outgrowing this or maybe i’m just boring.. =/

this college thing is killing me! too many choices and no time! and my parents are killing me! everytime they see me “ha darastay?” “naby 3alamat zaina ok?” “rif3ay ilmo3adal haa?” pressure much? seriously my dad’s travelling for medical reasons and the first thing he said to me when i spoke to him was asking me if i was studying.. popsy tara lail7een ma bida il9aifi and you’re already asking if i was studying? oh and doing good.. feeling fine thanks for asking.. *hangs herself*

pressuring me and always nagging me to study makes me rebelious o 3nad ma adris! la t7inoon!

my bathroom is like a sauna! yes people! i’m bitcing about my bathroom! i’m in awe as to how my brother lived with the goddamn bathroom! 7arr! and i finaly have proof that he’s truely a guy since he has no single mirror in the room. how am i supposed to wear my contacts? how the hell am i gonna see if what i’m wearing makes me look fat, or like a slut? go with my gut instincts?

i’ve never noticed i complain alot… hmmm have i always been like this? i wonder…

here’s something i just noticed.. my laptop sucks! bad afandi.. baaaaaaad afandi! my usb thing doesn’t work 😦 i wanna put misic on my ipod and it doesn’t work 😥 hifff

damn i’m so depressed… would a cigarette help me?

So, I Went…

I  went,

I saw her,

And I stopped shaking after we left for a long time.

End Results: I’m still alive, but feeling completely numb..

does this make me a bad person??


Words of wisdom..

Just when you think life's a bitch, she has puppies.

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