You Know You Missed It….

my newest attempt at repopulating badleyat!

here’s what happens when quickly and fast have a child. they get

Quackly

i’m all about saving time.

It Was Bound To Happen, So Suck It Up!!

and you know you missed your dose of mishmisha badleya..

Saksooka/taflah

Saktooka!

*skips off into the sunset*

Would You Like An Extra 2 Badleyas With That Shake?

Number 1:
Legural Flies (Regular Fries) believe it or not i actually said this *nervous laugh* hehe

Number 2:
Shifaifich (Sifaifich) I am  so proud to write this  one down, it’s one of the worst badleya of this year!!

Latta betchaaaas!!

First Badleya of ’08..

well obviously that’s not true! but it’s the first one that i remembered to blog 😀 let’s get on with it shall we?

cuf a coppee

(cup a coffee)

p.s guess who’s back!! go on over and give her a warm welcome back hug.. she’s kinda shy 😛

Badleya Of The Day..

Faad

(Feel Bad)

Your Daily Badliya

Foosting (wasting food)

learn it.
love it.
live it.

How To Recognize A Badliya:

first we will start with a brief introduction of the ‘badliya’, we will give you the definition..

Badliya(n); to change a word from its’ original form into something that doesn’t have anything to do with the word that you want to say.

secondly the types of badliyas.

1. where it has nothing to do with the word you’re about to say. (ex. k net – which means quality net ) this badliya occurs when you are confused between the two words or you just don’t know which is which.
2. where you mix two words together (ex. pull flease – which means full please) this badliya occurs when you want to say the words but you’re talking too fast or you’re very emotional or your mind is elsewhere.
3. when you want to say the word, but you’re too stupid to know the actual word so you assume it’s the correct word (ex. na3lat – which means ni3l) this badliya occurs as been said before when you’re too stupid to know the actual word so you say whatever the fuck comes out of your mouth.

how to prevent saying a badliya:
learn how to talk asshole!

examples:

• houme (house + home)
• fuckon (fucking song)
• smot stoking (stop smoking)
• pull flease (full please)
• so slong (slow song)
• jeebsy (jibin + beebsi)

note: these badliya have been said by yours truly who is bored as fuck..

Pity The Poor Egg, It Only Gets Laid Once

—is it me or are people getting more stupid everyday?

—went to the beach today. got this awesome tan!! yay meeeee… i lurve the beach *sigh*

—if you don’t know this about me now you do.. i love stewie! he is soo rad and i was reading family guy quotes and i found these:

1. Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
   Stewie: What did you just say?
   Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
   Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can’t hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you’re my bitch.
2. (Lois finds a note in Chris’s pocket)
   Lois: Huh, what’s this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn’t usually read things out of Chris’s pocket. She’s more respectful than that.
   Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

—I’ve put a new page on the blog which contains all my badleyat.. make sure to check it every once in a while 😛

—were you ever in that situation where you say something to a person, and that person hears a completely different thing? i have! many many times…. like this for instance:

1. MishMisha said: “Are you bored?”
   FReX heard: “I like porn.”
2. FReX said: “House of wolves.”
   MishMisha Heard: “How to bulge.”
3. Kambi said: “Allah ‘my big fat greek wedding’!!”
   MishMisha heard: “Allah i like my pudding!”
4. MishMisha said: “It’s not in use!!”
   FReX heard: “I want to listen to the news!”

—a couple of days ago, i was looking through my old stuff. and i found a notebook that i used to write my thoughts in. anyway. i was looking through it and i found:

at the end of it all. you’re not alone.
i scratched that and wrote at the next line:
at the end of it all. all that’s left is you…

have i always been so cynical? this was a notebook that i wrote in it when i was 12.. and it’s just a huge eye opener to know that you’ve always been a cynic.

—i still like the idea of knitting in the summer, and i have the instructions and all. now all i need is the fucking tools to knit! like the needle and the yarn! where do they sell it anyway?

—i’m so bored to the point where i did a comic.. now all i need is a scanner to post it. i’m working on it 😛

—i think i was a blonde in my past life…

—i need to buy a new iPod… it’s running out of space…

—memo to self: buy new iPod. preferably 80 GBs

—i think i swear alot. and i decided to count them…. i’m ashamed to reveal the number of times i’ve cursed…

—I’m running out of things to say…

—later foos

—ishtahait barid sandwich all of a sudden…