Pity The Poor Egg, It Only Gets Laid Once

is it me or are people getting more stupid everyday?

went to the beach today. got this awesome tan!! yay meeeee… i lurve the beach *sigh*

if you don’t know this about me now you do.. i love stewie! he is soo rad and i was reading family guy quotes and i found these:

  1. Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
    Stewie: What did you just say?
    Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
    Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can’t hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you’re my bitch.
  2. (Lois finds a note in Chris’s pocket)
    Lois: Huh, what’s this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn’t usually read things out of Chris’s pocket. She’s more respectful than that.
    Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

I’ve put a new page on the blog which contains all my badleyat.. make sure to check it every once in a while πŸ˜›

were you ever in that situation where you say something to a person, and that person hears a completely different thing? i have! many many times…. like this for instance:

  1. MishMisha said: “Are you bored?”
    FReX heard: “I like porn.”
  2. FReX said: “House of wolves.”
    MishMisha Heard: “How to bulge.”
  3. Kambi said: “Allah ‘my big fat greek wedding’!!”
    MishMisha heard: “Allah i like my pudding!”
  4. MishMisha said: “It’s not in use!!”
    FReX heard: “I want to listen to the news!”

a couple of days ago, i was looking through my old stuff. and i found a notebook that i used to write my thoughts in. anyway. i was looking through it and i found:

at the end of it all. you’re not alone.
i scratched that and wrote at the next line:
at the end of it all. all that’s left is you…

have i always been so cynical? this was a notebook that i wrote in it when i was 12.. and it’s just a huge eye opener to know that you’ve always been a cynic.

i still like the idea of knitting in the summer, and i have the instructions and all. now all i need is the fucking tools to knit! like the needle and the yarn! where do they sell it anyway?

i’m so bored to the point where i did a comic.. now all i need is a scanner to post it. i’m working on it πŸ˜›

i think i was a blonde in my past life…

i need to buy a new iPod… it’s running out of space…

memo to self: buy new iPod. preferably 80 GBs

i think i swear alot. and i decided to count them…. i’m ashamed to reveal the number of times i’ve cursed…

I’m running out of things to say…

later foos

ishtahait barid sandwich all of a sudden…

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10 Responses to “Pity The Poor Egg, It Only Gets Laid Once”


  1. 1 Nomad July 15, 2007 at 3:42 am

    * they are getting stupider by the minute >.>
    * i love the beach, but unless u have a shaleh there isn’t any place you can enjoy you time at anymore *sigh* damn ass holes had to go ruin all the beaches >.>
    * lol i have s1-4 and i love stewie and peter their my favorite family guy characters :p
    * happens to me all the time XD i’m getting old whats your excuse huh? :p
    * lol my mom went on a raid on our old junk today and made us go through it and check out what we want/don’t want. it’s funny what you can find there lol
    * my mom dose all sort of crafts including knitting i can ask her for you if you want =)
    * we demand you post it asap :p and i can relate to the so bored bit >.> this country is so freaking boring XD
    * lol a blonde 3ad :p
    * lol i don’t think i can fit my music collection in one ipod :p though at this point CD players just don’t cut it for me i do need one XD
    * lol we all swear it’s nothing to be ashamed of :p

    wow that to turned out to be a mini post lol oh well

  2. 2 do0da July 15, 2007 at 4:42 am

    I LOVE STEWIE ! damn if only i saw this earlier he woulda prolly replaced mojo jojo on my temp

  3. 3 N. July 15, 2007 at 6:43 am

    1. They are (stupid ppl)
    2. mabrook :p beach is the best thing in the summer
    3. lol! i love those quotes
    4. I’ll be sure to check it out ;p (badliyat page)
    5. emballa it happens! lol, those are funny too (mishearing ppl)
    6. I also have a notebook since I was 13 or 14, but its filled with poems lol! I don’t write poems anymore. But its fun.
    7. Not sure, maybe lemgahwi (knitting)
    8. yalla get it scanned (comic)
    9. lol, hope not! :p
    10. don’t tell me you have the nano! :/
    11. yes, either 80gb or wait for the newer version next year. There are some rumors that it might be touch screen like the iphone ;p
    12. you counted per day? per hour? per minute? :p (cussin)
    13. I’m running of comments to type..
    14. tata
    15. those are my fav (sandwich icecream)

  4. 4 "Grey" July 15, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Awesome post and ament to the guys above cz they said the things that i wanted to say !

    on a totally different note … did you know that showing untanned places of the shoulder is in fashion in Marina [ and elsewhere] … ..Makes me wonder from where they come up with such fabulous fashin tips … [ Move over Paris /NY / Lenden ..]

  5. 5 "Grey" July 15, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Try no 2 .., I said something before , submit , didn’t post….

    Awesome post , Amen to the guys above , cz they said the things i wanted to say .

    On a totally different note .. Did you know that showing untanned places of shoulder [ from the swim suit lines] is in fashion in Marina and elsewhere ? Makes me wonder from where they come up with such wonderful idea’s…. [ mmove over paris / NY / Lenden … here comes Kuwait ]

  6. 6 "Grey" July 15, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Try no 3 .., I said something before , submit , didn’t post….

    Awesome post , Amen to the guys above , cz they said the things i wanted to say .

    On a totally different note .. Did you know that showing untanned places of shoulder [ from the swim suit lines] is in fashion in Marina and elsewhere ? Makes me wonder from where they come up with such wonderful idea’s…. [ mmove over paris / NY / Lenden … here comes Kuwait ]

  7. 8 "Grey" July 15, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Try no 4 .., I said something before , submit , didn’t post….

    Awesome post , Amen to the guys above , cz they said the things i wanted to say .

    On a totally different note .. Did you know that showing untanned places of shoulder [ from the swim suit lines] is in fashion in Marina and elsewhere ? Makes me wonder from where they come up with such wonderful idea’s…. [ mmove over paris / NY / Lenden … here comes Kuwait ]

  8. 9 Raven July 15, 2007 at 11:27 am

    notice how back then, we only thought good things of the world…
    as if the world was ours for the taking… and nothing could get in our way!.. once you hit 18, things start to narrow down on you… you feel like you have control over nothing… then all the unexpected things start taking place, untill you can’t take it anymore, then one day we break down and decide people aren’t worth the trouble.. then we turn cold, hard… not so very social…

    maybe thats why peter pan never wanted to grow up πŸ™‚

  9. 10 MishMisha July 17, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Nomad:
    *thank god it’s not just me πŸ˜€
    *yeah that’s true
    *lool me too! they’re so funny!
    *well my excuse is that i’m not paying attention, soooo……..:D
    *yeah it’s pretty weird what you find
    *lool thanks for the suggestion it’s really nice of you. and thanks for the website. pretty interesting πŸ™‚
    *lool i’m working on it.. i’m actually thinking of doing another comic. it turned out to be sorta lame..
    *yeah a blonde.. cuz madri shfeeni i’ve been having alot of blonde moments
    *lol if you have that much music then you definitely need an iPod.. trust me. it makes your life so much easier ;P
    *no i’m actually ashamed at how much i cuss.. it’s too much for a 17 year old!!

    do0da:
    lool yeah bes it’s still a nice template πŸ™‚

    N.:
    1. lool good to know i’m not the only one who noticed πŸ˜›
    2. thanks, i think so too
    3. hehe they were my favorites.. well at least from what i’ve read πŸ˜›
    4. plz do
    5. good good.. i’m glad i’m not alone in this
    6. oh that’s so cool. why don’t you show us some, hmmmm?
    7. hmmm…. i have no idea what that is? and i’m pretty sure it’s a place…
    8. inshallah. i’m still working on it :/
    9. yeah you’re not the only one…
    10. hell no! i’ve got the 30 GB and it’s almost done..
    11. hmmmm.. that would be good.. bes i don’t know if i can wait that long.. maybe i’ll use my older iPod.. yeah i got alot of iPods if you haven’t noticed.. hehe πŸ™‚
    12. i counted a whole weekend.. and it’s not good especially since i cuss the whole day..
    13. my fingers are starting to hurt with the typing and i still have some more comments to reply to…
    14. ok πŸ˜›
    15. i still want to have some.. just so you know πŸ˜€

    “GreY”:
    lool i have no idea where these ppl get all these ideas from!!
    and about the tries. it’s because the name was sorta changes so i had to approve it first.. hehe πŸ˜›

    Raven:
    yeah i know what you mean.. but notice that, that was when i was only 12!! it just made me wonder if i’ve always been like that…

    wooow that took a long time :Pp


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