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Sleep Texting?

i’ve always taken pride in the fact that i’m a light sleeper. i always wake up quickly to the point that if my phone was set on silent i would wake up from the vibrations (i’m picking up good viiiberatiooons, she’s giving me exciitaaations)

anyway,

apparently i do some thing when i’m asleep.. it’s quite rare, i assure you dear reader. but it is still quite humiliating to me.

i text when i’m asleep.

it happened to me twice but thankfully no damage was done. they all happened with feefz (thank gawd!)

the first one i think i said “Ee [new line] folay bootsa

no idea what i means, but probably made sense to me in my sleep..

next one is “kelsay joqa

apparently when sarah is sleeping she dreams in a different language..

so am i the only one doing this??

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What do you do when you want to undo?

heheh private joke.

me is in class bored out of my head. who the hell doesn’t know how to use ms word? or what right click is? this is completely ridiculous!

so i am using this waste of time class to update this sucky blog.. tehe!

i cannot wait til december.. we get a month’s vacation and plus it’s my birthday *yaay*

not having a license yet sucks.. i hate our driver… he’s actually a pretty decent guy.. i just hate his driving.. i mean a car is changing lanes, that doesn’t mean you use your goddamn brakes!! he’s not even coming to your lane you dip shit!

lool the instructor is having problems.. this is so embarrassing for her.. heheh

obviously no one is paying attention, everyone’s on msn and i’m writing this useless shit.. life is just soooo blaaaah…

i just noticed i put alot of periods.. (there i go again with the full stops) what is wrong with me?!

gosh i’m so bored.

i need a manicure, i should handle that.

damn what the hell is this bitch talking about?

ok five minutes till class is done. til then dear reader 😥

You Know You Missed It….

my newest attempt at repopulating badleyat!

here’s what happens when quickly and fast have a child. they get

Quackly

i’m all about saving time.

Y’all… Meet Satan’s Spawn..

this is *it* Paulette! the bitch is still there and still annoying as hell.. apparently it has found a companion… and said companion doesn’t have as big of balls as the spawn.. but worry not dear readers. they came back 10 minutes later -.- and they’re still there..

so now i shall leave you to feel sorry and grieve for me..

till next time y’all!

I Did It…

Again! 😀

kill me now..

so i have 2 tests in the morning and i still haven’t studied.. (heh) what is the matter with me? it’s 22:38 and i haven’t studied and i’m blogging about me not studying yet! (how many times have i written the word ‘study’?)

i have 1 at 8.30 in the morning (duh) and the other is at…. madri when bes it’s at my school and i’m pretty much sure it’s in the morning too..

ok i think this is me freaking out. but i’m so quite that you can’t believe…. why the hell am i writing this sentence and not studying!!?

i should get used to this ta’9arob thing.. i have 2 finals in one day! LOL!! does anybody know where i can buy a gun? i need to kill myself or more importantly my future has gone down the drain..

do you sometimes promise yourself that you’re going to listen to every song that comes on your ipod when you put shuffle, but then break that promise after you listen to 3 seconds of the first song you get? cause i do

woah!! that was random!

and now i’m stalling! *cries* *sobs* *laughs hystericaly* maybe if i just pretend to be crazy.. that way i don’t have to go and get tested..

ok that sounded kinda bad to me.. heheh

i’m hungry…

it’s 22.45 right now and still no studying.. not even 1 subject *YAAAY!!*

how much denial can a person handle before they finally reach rock-bottom..

maybe i should study…. bes maly 5ilg (why am i typing to myself?? i knew i was some kind of crazy person.. what if the medical gang/people name this illness after me!! the sarah syndrom… i don’t know how to even spell that word.. oh well who gives a shit?)

i’m hungry…

Why We’re So *6ooo6ing* Awesome!

here’s another post about me and my favorite sister (if she read this she’d say “I’m your only sista!”) here are some things that we always do on a regular basis.. and we’ve discovered after saying just a few that we have the right to show the whole internet place thing that we’re awesome ppl to hang out with (confidence bitch!) ;Pp like this old post..

let’s start:

  1.  there’s this car (i think it’s a range) that says “APPLAUD” at the back. and us being us we’d go next to the guy and applaud him… he asked for it, didn’t he??
  2. so we go to maki marina alot.. and we sorta know the waiters.. so we’ve named them (we know they’re not animals!!) anyway let’s start: *the little lebanese guy with a goatee: we call him masari’s bitch (long story, trust me) *the nice guy with the glasses: Amigo. *the lebanese guy who stares alot: Dude. *the indian guy who brings the food: bring food guy. *this phillipino guy i think: jackie chan’s brother.. so if you go there.. look for them ;Pp
  3. if a guy’s following us.. we do what we always do. go to a roundabout and stay there until he gives up.. while my sister who’s usually driving says “ya ana ya inta!” while i laugh my ass off searching for another micheal jackson song..
  4. there are alot of times when we’re out and there’s a guy on a bicycle and usually they pass by my side, and always ALWAYS! i get the urge to open the car door when they pass by the car.. so i always ask her “afta7 ib bab? please??”
  5. once i was alone in the house. completely alone. and i was fine. until i heard voices coming from the living room. so i go and check who’s there. and the room is empty, next i hear foot steps on the ceiling. at this point i’m freaking out. so i msg my sister and ask where she is.
    Kambi: “I just got home..”
    Sarah: “oh thank gawd.. i thought you were a ghost”
    Kambi: “…….ok”
  6. so me and kambooshty read each others mind alot.. to the point where it’s fucking annoying now and we want it to stop! like.. we say the same thing at the same time where you’d think we rehearsed it but we didn’t! or we’d sing the same song even though the last time we heard said song was like a million years ago.. so something like this would happen. what we do is, we stare at each other for a minute, then give each other the finger! (tough love baby!)
  7. so me and sambaweecha are in the car listening to the radio, then the news comes on. then i would say:
    Sarah: “you ever think that the next thing that ppl will dance to would be the news?”
    Sambaweecha: “What do you mean?”
    Sarah: “you know, like.. we’d listen to the news and bob our heads to the song.. like they’d say ’11 ppl died in iraq this morning from some suicide bombing’ and we’d be like ‘YEAAAAAH!! ROCK ON BITCH!’ while doing the rock and roll sign!”
    Sambaweecha: “HAHAHAHAHAHA omg can you imagine… (blah blah blah)”
    and we’d start a topic from that..
  8. we were in sultan center that’s in souq sharq. and i was going to get a basket and i didn’t find her. so i go looking for her. i see her standing at the cereal isle or something and i go..
    Sarah: “i know you!” *while pointing at her*
    so she’s standing at the end of the isle and i’m standing at the other side, and right smack in the middle is some guy, once he hears me, he turns to me and smiles thinking i was talking to him, so he hesitates then my sister goes..
    Kambi: “I know you too!!” *while laughing*
    you have no idea how embarassed the guy was LOL!
  9. either at the avenues or marina or anywhere where ppl would hang around the cars and check them out.. we’d pass by them and go “you’ll never get it. you’ll never get it. you’ll never get it”
  10. if we’re out for lunch and our table is loose or something.. we’d imagine that our table is special and it has special powers like if you shake the table or something the waiter would magically appear..
  11. when watching tv or a movie and the hott actor does something sexy or sweet we’d go “AAAAAAHH!!!” and go crazy.. then we’d look at each other and say “Virgins..” *while rolling our eyes*
  12. we’re in the living room watching tv. minding our own business when we hear the front door open. so what do we do? we pretend that we’re sleeping in the most awkward situations! even if we’re standing! and if it’s our dad who’s just come in. he’d sit in the couch and pretend like he’s asleep too (LOL)
  13. dad would do something funny or cool and after we’d tell him he’d go “Yeah i’m funky eh?”
    Sarah and Sambaweecha: “oh no daddy you just had to ruin it..” and we’d get up leaving him confused..
  14. today at lunch she ordered a salad of some sort. so the waiter told her that it also had some wild rice in it. after the waiter left she said..
    Sambaweecha: “kint aby agool how wild is the rice? does it party all the time and sleep around and stuff?  bes maby a6ayi7 il miyana too quickly”
    and of course my usual way of ordering the check.. yelling for the waiter (well at least it does the job!) keep in mind this is how  it is all the time..
  15. whenever we see the police whether in the car or anything, we have to hide and act like we don’t want them to see us and act all guilty! it’s not like we’re hiding something.. it’s just what we do!

well that’s a really long post! and you have no idea how easy it was to count all the stuff you’ve just read.. anyway! bye!

p.s sambaweecha is kambi… *waves to sambaweecha!*


Words of wisdom..

Just when you think life's a bitch, she has puppies.

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