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My Confession #2

I’m a sucker for biting my cuticles…


Is you Is or Is you ain’t my baby…


Just a little pick-me-up for myself for the start of the week.

@2.00 – 2.03 is my favorite part that I have to giggle at.. 😀

Heading out…


will try to update you on my adventures..

Sleep Texting?

i’ve always taken pride in the fact that i’m a light sleeper. i always wake up quickly to the point that if my phone was set on silent i would wake up from the vibrations (i’m picking up good viiiberatiooons, she’s giving me exciitaaations)


apparently i do some thing when i’m asleep.. it’s quite rare, i assure you dear reader. but it is still quite humiliating to me.

i text when i’m asleep.

it happened to me twice but thankfully no damage was done. they all happened with feefz (thank gawd!)

the first one i think i said “Ee [new line] folay bootsa

no idea what i means, but probably made sense to me in my sleep..

next one is “kelsay joqa

apparently when sarah is sleeping she dreams in a different language..

so am i the only one doing this??

Die bitch DIEEE!!!

i hate my english professor!!! she is a total bitch!

what a whore!

i hate you so much that i can’t stand the sight of you. and when i hear your name or hear your voice i just wanna cut of my ears and pock holes into them with my pencil… wai3 wai3 waaaaai3!!

thank god that the feeling is mutual.. i’m sure she’s a nice person once i actually have a normal conversation where she isn’t being a complete bitch and isn’t making my life a complete hell… i’m sure i’d think she’s a nice person.. but i don’t think that’s ever going to happen.. since she’s a complete whore who’s making her life’s mission is making me want to kill myself every time i see her.. well listen lady.. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! now leave me the fuck alone!

7a6a 3alay bshakil mo 6abee3y! here’s one example:

we’ll call me: Sarah
and we’ll call her: Fucking whore who’s completely frustrated cause she hasn’t gotten any since forever so she decides to put all her frustration on sarah… or to shorten it: betch

sarah types an essay and goes to show it to her to see if it’s good enough for miss hard to please.. now the essay is 5 pages..

betch looks at the first page and says: “the title needs to be centered.”

Sarah: “okay..” *goes to correct the simple mistakes and gives her the paper*

betch: “and over here you need to put a period..” (mind you we’re still on the first page)

and this goes on for ten minutes… i finished the papers in the printer! ya bint elkalb tell it to me all at once and not make me go back and forth for ten minutes while I (who is very stupid to not say anything since i want to pass this class) act like your personal bitch!

other example, eh?

we have a quiz where we have to write another summary essay.. where we write the source and publisher and blah blah blah.. basically we summarize an article..

i’m looking for the publisher and it’s not there.. so i need to make sure that it’s not really there..

Sarah: “umm professor, there’s no publisher…?”

betch: “hmmmm….. could you find it?”

sarah: “but it’s not there…”

betch: “could you try harder?”

sarah: “okaaaay…” *in the back of my mind… fucking bitch..*

then comes the punch line:

other student: “professor, i can’t find the publisher..”

betch: “oh yeah that’s because there isn’t one..”

!!! zagat zagitich ya bint il kalb!! 9arly sa3a shgool ana?!!

oh i hope you get what you have coming for you.. cause you are definitely on my beating up list..

i hate you..

What do you do when you want to undo?

heheh private joke.

me is in class bored out of my head. who the hell doesn’t know how to use ms word? or what right click is? this is completely ridiculous!

so i am using this waste of time class to update this sucky blog.. tehe!

i cannot wait til december.. we get a month’s vacation and plus it’s my birthday *yaay*

not having a license yet sucks.. i hate our driver… he’s actually a pretty decent guy.. i just hate his driving.. i mean a car is changing lanes, that doesn’t mean you use your goddamn brakes!! he’s not even coming to your lane you dip shit!

lool the instructor is having problems.. this is so embarrassing for her.. heheh

obviously no one is paying attention, everyone’s on msn and i’m writing this useless shit.. life is just soooo blaaaah…

i just noticed i put alot of periods.. (there i go again with the full stops) what is wrong with me?!

gosh i’m so bored.

i need a manicure, i should handle that.

damn what the hell is this bitch talking about?

ok five minutes till class is done. til then dear reader 😥

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

i hate people. i really do. they’re really annoying sometimes, don’t you think?

Words of wisdom..

Just when you think life's a bitch, she has puppies.

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