Do You Want Me To Say “Ta-Da” To Make It Seem More Like A Trick?

* ok so my 2 brothers and dad just went on a little vacation an hour ago and now the house is all mine!!! i mean my eldest (oldest? i’m not sure) brother ‘joos’ doesn’t spend anytime in the house.. either he’s at work or the other place which i cannot name 😛 and my sister is the same.. either she’s at work or upstairs in her room doing god knows what! and ma mah! is asleep the whole day (she’s that kind of mother.. who stays up the whole night watching old arabic movies and sleeps til 6 p.m) anyway, sleeps the whole day and goes to the hospital when she wakes up. so that’s basically just me in the house!! which so rocks!!

*^ been playing scrabble alot lately.. and i just kicked my brothers’ ass before he went to the airport! it’s just mind blowing what words you make up and when you check the dictionary you actually find out that it’s actually a word!!

*^@ tomorrow is my best friends’ birthday!! yaaaaay! frex yal chalba get ready for that great ride!!

*^@! i’ve been reading invictus alot lately.. don’t know why.. but i still think it’s beautiful 😀

*^@!% so i’ve been counting the times i’ve cussed for a week!! and i’m ashamed to write the times i’ve sweared.. i really need to cut back on the cussing… LOL!! i actually almost believed that i would do that LOL! so i need to know if you want me to post it or not.. cause i really don’t wanna seem like a whore 🙂

*^@!%& remember this? yeah everytime we get to that street, i look at my right and expect to see a car coming towards me.. is that fucked up or what?

*^@!%&$ does anybody know where i can get these shoes? i’ve been looking everywhere!! i really want them

 *^@!%&$# and i’m off to bed *yawn* ^_^ v

Pity The Poor Egg, It Only Gets Laid Once

—is it me or are people getting more stupid everyday?

—went to the beach today. got this awesome tan!! yay meeeee… i lurve the beach *sigh*

—if you don’t know this about me now you do.. i love stewie! he is soo rad and i was reading family guy quotes and i found these:

1. Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
   Stewie: What did you just say?
   Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
   Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can’t hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you’re my bitch.
2. (Lois finds a note in Chris’s pocket)
   Lois: Huh, what’s this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn’t usually read things out of Chris’s pocket. She’s more respectful than that.
   Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

—I’ve put a new page on the blog which contains all my badleyat.. make sure to check it every once in a while 😛

—were you ever in that situation where you say something to a person, and that person hears a completely different thing? i have! many many times…. like this for instance:

1. MishMisha said: “Are you bored?”
   FReX heard: “I like porn.”
2. FReX said: “House of wolves.”
   MishMisha Heard: “How to bulge.”
3. Kambi said: “Allah ‘my big fat greek wedding’!!”
   MishMisha heard: “Allah i like my pudding!”
4. MishMisha said: “It’s not in use!!”
   FReX heard: “I want to listen to the news!”

—a couple of days ago, i was looking through my old stuff. and i found a notebook that i used to write my thoughts in. anyway. i was looking through it and i found:

at the end of it all. you’re not alone.
i scratched that and wrote at the next line:
at the end of it all. all that’s left is you…

have i always been so cynical? this was a notebook that i wrote in it when i was 12.. and it’s just a huge eye opener to know that you’ve always been a cynic.

—i still like the idea of knitting in the summer, and i have the instructions and all. now all i need is the fucking tools to knit! like the needle and the yarn! where do they sell it anyway?

—i’m so bored to the point where i did a comic.. now all i need is a scanner to post it. i’m working on it 😛

—i think i was a blonde in my past life…

—i need to buy a new iPod… it’s running out of space…

—memo to self: buy new iPod. preferably 80 GBs

—i think i swear alot. and i decided to count them…. i’m ashamed to reveal the number of times i’ve cursed…

—I’m running out of things to say…

—later foos

—ishtahait barid sandwich all of a sudden…

A Day To Remember..

today has been one hell of a day. i have done so much that i can’t help but want to write about it. i don’t wanna forget this day.. so here goes:

i wake up at 6 and check the papers with my brother for his name that he’s finally graduated. me, my brother and my cousin all have different papers and searching for one name in between 3 thousand or something names. but thankfully it didn’t take long.. he’s graduated and 7amdillah everything is good.

it’s almost ten and my cousin (yes that cousin) calls and tells me to get ready, that she’s on her way to pick me up and go to KU.

she picks me up and we go. and as usual with both of us. something has to happen. we get lost in KU. and it takes us about 10 minutes to find the place we want. how typical.
after we finished, we went to AUK and gave the dean of admission the hoobla.. at this point we’re fucking hungry since we haven’t had anything to eat and we said we’d have breakfast after we finished from the collage crap.. there was no breakfast since it was 1 p.m. we get to her house to go with her sister, but she was sleeping. how did we not see that coming??
anyway long story short. we waited for about an hour for her to wake up, but she didn’t and her mom told us to just go.
at this point we were drained and starving, we got some redbull. and head to johnny rockets elly bil salmiya.

now the fun part begins. the waiter is all over us and calling us baby and coming over every 5 minutes to check on the food that wasn’t even there. and all we did was laugh at the whole situation. at the end when we went to the car, we were pretty pissed when we thought about it. who the fuck does he think he is calling us baby and reading the name off the credit card.

after that we went to markaz sul6an across the street to get me some victoria secret perfume. that was at 3 p.m or something like that. we got the perfume and went to see what else was there, we got to the hat section and we stayed there looking at hats for 25 minutes and i bought 2 hats and she got 1. we keep moving on then i decided to get me some shampoo, since we were there. we got to the shampoo section and we found these tiny shampoo bottles and we couldn’t resist, we had to take pictures:

the shampoo is the little tiny bottles next to the others. it’s the length of a ring finger. and it cost about 450 fils (don’t worry we’re not advertising)

keep in mind we were talking english the whole time and were near the hair dye section thingy. and a kuwaity dude comes over to us and says in very broken english “how much this price? you know?”
i stared at him for over 6 seconds and said: “uuuhhh madri wallah..”
i kid you not his eyes almost fell out of their sockets. and my cousin was behind me and we were talking to him in arabic and he was so embarrassed. we were trying not to laugh. but the poor thing was still embarrassed.

anyway moving on. we went off to god knows where with our hats. btw what’s the problem with girls wearing hats? everybody was staring at us like we grew a second head. is it 7aram? like there’s some unwritten rule that girls aren’t supposed to wear hats? well excuse us because we didn’t get that memo. it wasn’t just the guys, it was also the girls who were staring. but that’s not the point..

we decide to head over to the bumpy road. but i wanted my fix. i wanted some redbull (again) and we found this supermarket .. i have no idea what it’s called.. it’s the one near fanar… like ’24 hour quick super market’ or something?
anyway. we get our fix, and get some gum and then we saw it. and we had to laugh.. and we had to take a picture:

it’s mini mentos.. and they were so tiny. the clerk behind the counter was giggling the whole time and other customers were laughing at us because we were taking a picture of mini mentos. i don’t know how much they cost..

we head to the bumpy road and we indar3im in, and thank god there was no car in the way. we were going so fast and i had the redbulls in my hand and at the end we realized i spilled some of it. and we were laughing so hard. it was amazing.. that was the second best time going through the bumpy road. the best was the first time. i think we’re getting addicted to that parking lot.. so shoot us. it’s the only form of entertainment we can get. and it works everytime.

then the most amazing thing happened. some guys were following us, and at the traffic light my cousin 7a66at brake and then the traffic light turned yellow! it was so cool. we lost ’em. then we decided to test this new discovery at the next traffic light. and it worked! my cousin’s car had the ability to change traffic lights. and we were ecstatic! anyway that’s not important.

anyway we then went home. with our radio station. 101.1 check us out, and if you don’t hear anything. it means we’re not listening to any music..

and now we get to here. sitting at my laptop writing this down with my cousin sitting next to me. she just said a very lame hi to all the readers out there.

i know i took long. but this was a day that i never wanted to forget. it was a day with so many emotions. anger, hunger, laughter, and so many more. and frankly if you don’t feel up to reading it. i don’t give a shit. (was that rude?)

bye! i want some redbull…. :Pp