Why We’re So *6ooo6ing* Awesome!

here’s another post about me and my favorite sister (if she read this she’d say “I’m your only sista!”) here are some things that we always do on a regular basis.. and we’ve discovered after saying just a few that we have the right to show the whole internet place thing that we’re awesome ppl to hang out with (confidence bitch!) ;Pp like this old post..

let’s start:

  1.  there’s this car (i think it’s a range) that says “APPLAUD” at the back. and us being us we’d go next to the guy and applaud him… he asked for it, didn’t he??
  2. so we go to maki marina alot.. and we sorta know the waiters.. so we’ve named them (we know they’re not animals!!) anyway let’s start: *the little lebanese guy with a goatee: we call him masari’s bitch (long story, trust me) *the nice guy with the glasses: Amigo. *the lebanese guy who stares alot: Dude. *the indian guy who brings the food: bring food guy. *this phillipino guy i think: jackie chan’s brother.. so if you go there.. look for them ;Pp
  3. if a guy’s following us.. we do what we always do. go to a roundabout and stay there until he gives up.. while my sister who’s usually driving says “ya ana ya inta!” while i laugh my ass off searching for another micheal jackson song..
  4. there are alot of times when we’re out and there’s a guy on a bicycle and usually they pass by my side, and always ALWAYS! i get the urge to open the car door when they pass by the car.. so i always ask her “afta7 ib bab? please??”
  5. once i was alone in the house. completely alone. and i was fine. until i heard voices coming from the living room. so i go and check who’s there. and the room is empty, next i hear foot steps on the ceiling. at this point i’m freaking out. so i msg my sister and ask where she is.
    Kambi: “I just got home..”
    Sarah: “oh thank gawd.. i thought you were a ghost”
    Kambi: “…….ok”
  6. so me and kambooshty read each others mind alot.. to the point where it’s fucking annoying now and we want it to stop! like.. we say the same thing at the same time where you’d think we rehearsed it but we didn’t! or we’d sing the same song even though the last time we heard said song was like a million years ago.. so something like this would happen. what we do is, we stare at each other for a minute, then give each other the finger! (tough love baby!)
  7. so me and sambaweecha are in the car listening to the radio, then the news comes on. then i would say:
    Sarah: “you ever think that the next thing that ppl will dance to would be the news?”
    Sambaweecha: “What do you mean?”
    Sarah: “you know, like.. we’d listen to the news and bob our heads to the song.. like they’d say ’11 ppl died in iraq this morning from some suicide bombing’ and we’d be like ‘YEAAAAAH!! ROCK ON BITCH!’ while doing the rock and roll sign!”
    Sambaweecha: “HAHAHAHAHAHA omg can you imagine… (blah blah blah)”
    and we’d start a topic from that..
  8. we were in sultan center that’s in souq sharq. and i was going to get a basket and i didn’t find her. so i go looking for her. i see her standing at the cereal isle or something and i go..
    Sarah: “i know you!” *while pointing at her*
    so she’s standing at the end of the isle and i’m standing at the other side, and right smack in the middle is some guy, once he hears me, he turns to me and smiles thinking i was talking to him, so he hesitates then my sister goes..
    Kambi: “I know you too!!” *while laughing*
    you have no idea how embarassed the guy was LOL!
  9. either at the avenues or marina or anywhere where ppl would hang around the cars and check them out.. we’d pass by them and go “you’ll never get it. you’ll never get it. you’ll never get it”
  10. if we’re out for lunch and our table is loose or something.. we’d imagine that our table is special and it has special powers like if you shake the table or something the waiter would magically appear..
  11. when watching tv or a movie and the hott actor does something sexy or sweet we’d go “AAAAAAHH!!!” and go crazy.. then we’d look at each other and say “Virgins..” *while rolling our eyes*
  12. we’re in the living room watching tv. minding our own business when we hear the front door open. so what do we do? we pretend that we’re sleeping in the most awkward situations! even if we’re standing! and if it’s our dad who’s just come in. he’d sit in the couch and pretend like he’s asleep too (LOL)
  13. dad would do something funny or cool and after we’d tell him he’d go “Yeah i’m funky eh?”
    Sarah and Sambaweecha: “oh no daddy you just had to ruin it..” and we’d get up leaving him confused..
  14. today at lunch she ordered a salad of some sort. so the waiter told her that it also had some wild rice in it. after the waiter left she said..
    Sambaweecha: “kint aby agool how wild is the rice? does it party all the time and sleep around and stuff?  bes maby a6ayi7 il miyana too quickly”
    and of course my usual way of ordering the check.. yelling for the waiter (well at least it does the job!) keep in mind this is how  it is all the time..
  15. whenever we see the police whether in the car or anything, we have to hide and act like we don’t want them to see us and act all guilty! it’s not like we’re hiding something.. it’s just what we do!

well that’s a really long post! and you have no idea how easy it was to count all the stuff you’ve just read.. anyway! bye!

p.s sambaweecha is kambi… *waves to sambaweecha!*


10 Responses to “Why We’re So *6ooo6ing* Awesome!”

  1. 1 'GreY' December 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    So how come you guys dont do that ‘bumpy road thingy’ anymore ?

    BTW …. you got a cool Systa … does she blog ?

  2. 2 do0da December 28, 2007 at 4:05 am

    The whole knocking ppl off bikes is sooo hard to control me and my friends go thru the same thing. La o in dbai sometimes the bike next to us the guy has a laptop we keep thinkin wat would he do if we grab the thing and drive off =| its so tempting

  3. 3 Purgatory December 28, 2007 at 11:50 am

    I have no idea what kind of fruit you are.

  4. 4 Loya December 28, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    LOL i liked the dowwar thing!! 😛 im going to try it out

  5. 5 N. December 29, 2007 at 1:05 am

    lol! Very funny. You and your sister remind me of my bro and sis, we used to do some of that. Most of the silliness as well! :p

  6. 6 Nomad December 29, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    lol i think i found the perfect candidate for my next big project
    watch out pixar here i come *dose the superman pose*

  7. 7 H. December 30, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Adopt me cool sistas!

  8. 8 MishMisha December 31, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    actually i do the bumpy road thing with my cousin, not my sista. and yes she has a blog but she doesn’t post at all, you can find it on my blogroll 😉

    lol i’d like to know what would happen f you’d done that..

    lol it’s a fruit! like mishmish.. apricot LOL ;Pp

    try it out, and tell me what happens ^_^

    ok so we’re not the only ones! thank gawd! you have no idea how good it is to hear..errrr read that :p

    hehe *beams proudly*

    sure just get your paperwork ready and we’ll be on our way ^_~

  9. 9 Purgatory January 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    hmmm, either you are trying to use your comment aganist me or you believed my comment was an actual question.

    I have my eyes on you Yoda.

  10. 10 MishMisha January 4, 2008 at 12:06 am

    *sits very still…*

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