I Still Don’t Get It!!

what does a giraffe eat at a bar?

black cherries

what the fuck does that mean?!

come on someone tell me! i’m a stupid person who doesn’t understand a simple joke

someone tell me :’(

Do You Want Me To Say “Ta-Da” To Make It Seem More Like A Trick?

* ok so my 2 brothers and dad just went on a little vacation an hour ago and now the house is all mine!!! i mean my eldest (oldest? i’m not sure) brother ‘joos’ doesn’t spend anytime in the house.. either he’s at work or the other place which i cannot name and my sister is the same.. either she’s at work or upstairs in her room doing god knows what! and ma mah! is asleep the whole day (she’s that kind of mother.. who stays up the whole night watching old arabic movies and sleeps til 6 p.m) anyway, sleeps the whole day and goes to the hospital when she wakes up. so that’s basically just me in the house!! which so rocks!!

*^ been playing scrabble alot lately.. and i just kicked my brothers’ ass before he went to the airport! it’s just mind blowing what words you make up and when you check the dictionary you actually find out that it’s actually a word!!

*^@ tomorrow is my best friends’ birthday!! yaaaaay! frex yal chalba get ready for that great ride!!

*^@! i’ve been reading invictus alot lately.. don’t know why.. but i still think it’s beautiful

*^@!% so i’ve been counting the times i’ve cussed for a week!! and i’m ashamed to write the times i’ve sweared.. i really need to cut back on the cussing… LOL!! i actually almost believed that i would do that LOL! so i need to know if you want me to post it or not.. cause i really don’t wanna seem like a whore

*^@!%& remember this? yeah everytime we get to that street, i look at my right and expect to see a car coming towards me.. is that fucked up or what?

*^@!%&$ does anybody know where i can get these shoes? i’ve been looking everywhere!! i really want them :/

 *^@!%&$# and i’m off to bed *yawn* ^_^ v

Booooooooring…

ok i have been so bored to the point where i have read 4 books in less than a week, and i started reading the fifth book two days ago..  am i really that pathetic? god this place is boring.

any suggestion on what i should do in my free time?

i’m thinking about learning how to knit. it sounds like fun. i wonder where i can learn… do you think i can learn through the internet??

ok now i’m really starting to like the idea.. i think i’ll do it! no wait. i will do it! haha!

now i just have to learn *how* to do it… :/