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At Least Have Some Respect…

i hate it when you’re out in the morning and 9aymeen and malna 5ilg ilkil dayikh o kilshay.. then you see some person coming to you ega7i9 and the music is blaring with a cigarette in his hand!! and it’s friday around 9alat il yim3a!!

i7tirim nafsik yal 5ara!! 7aram 3alaik ya3ni.. shi’3il ashkara chethy ma a7ibha. 3al aqal mo jidam enas! have a little self-respect.. you looked so pathetic

all i’m gonna say is allah yahdeek.. 9ij 9ij unbelievable..

Mbarak 3alaikom Elshahar..

Kil 3am Wintaw Bkhair!

Kil 3am Wintaw Bkhair!

Breaking News!!

I just heard from my brother that if the police caught you riding the bumpy road they take away your license!! permanently!!

oh the horror!! i haven’t been to it in months!! this sucks! so what if it’s a parking lot and it’s illegal?! so what if it’s dangerous to pedestrians?! it’s fucking fun!!

and do they really have to take the license permanently? why don’t you just shoot them in the head while your at it?!

i feel so heartbroken it’s pathetic… *runs sobbing into the darkness*

Recent Craving…

YUMMM!!!

YUMMM!!!

Nice Face! What are you going to do when the Baboon wants his Ass back?

bitch post y’all! either read on or close the damn thing :)

maly 5ilg i wake up everyday and do the same shit! 7arr!! 7aaaarr!! the least the little fuckers can do is put some ac or something! it’s summer for crying out loud!

i wanna travel, i’ve been here for the last 4 summers and i’m bored! some where nice, somewhere nice. i know i already said nice but i’m trying to emphasise on it :)

apparently i have a roommate, she’s a pigeon and i named it paullete. i don’t know if it’s a male or female. but the bitch is starting to annoying the hell out of me “qooooooo!! QOOOOOOOOOO!!! QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”  i mean shit!!! what the fuck did i do to diserve this?! is it supposed to be a wake up call? everytime i shoo it, 10 minutes later “QOOOOOOOO!!” augh!!

i wanna post a photo of satan’s spawn.. bes madri shfee the laptop rayi7 feeha.. i’ll post it when i can ^_^

i noticed i’ve been neglecting this blog… it saddens me that i’ve sorta lost interest.. i just don’t seem to see anything blog-worthy.. maybe i’m just outgrowing this or maybe i’m just boring.. =/

this college thing is killing me! too many choices and no time! and my parents are killing me! everytime they see me “ha darastay?” “naby 3alamat zaina ok?” “rif3ay ilmo3adal haa?” pressure much? seriously my dad’s travelling for medical reasons and the first thing he said to me when i spoke to him was asking me if i was studying.. popsy tara lail7een ma bida il9aifi and you’re already asking if i was studying? oh and doing good.. feeling fine thanks for asking.. *hangs herself*

pressuring me and always nagging me to study makes me rebelious o 3nad ma adris! la t7inoon!

my bathroom is like a sauna! yes people! i’m bitcing about my bathroom! i’m in awe as to how my brother lived with the goddamn bathroom! 7arr! and i finaly have proof that he’s truely a guy since he has no single mirror in the room. how am i supposed to wear my contacts? how the hell am i gonna see if what i’m wearing makes me look fat, or like a slut? go with my gut instincts?

i’ve never noticed i complain alot… hmmm have i always been like this? i wonder…

here’s something i just noticed.. my laptop sucks! bad afandi.. baaaaaaad afandi! my usb thing doesn’t work :( i wanna put misic on my ipod and it doesn’t work :’( hifff

damn i’m so depressed… would a cigarette help me?

I’ve Moved Out..

yes and now i’m living upstairs and now i’m neighbors with my sister. my mom’s friend is coming to kuwait today and staying for 2 months. and the only place for her to stay is my room. and i’m completely happy with that :D

the room is still full of suitcases and boxes of my crap, but it has that cozy feeling that only i can bring. i have my own tiny fridge, my own ac and my own bathroom, not that i didn’t have my own bathroom but you know what i’m saying, right?

it seems to be an adventure in the making. i don’t know why but i like it and i’m looking forward to this new arrangement. and the best thing about it is that the bed is huuuge :D

I Did It…

Again! :D

Tiny TidBits Of My Weekend,

“aaaw! he’s so cute i wanna kick him!!” -Frex

“Whatever happens in the shalaih, stays in the shalaih” -Feefz

“for this weekend i’m not 25, i’ m 16″ -Kambi

“can you use the word ‘porn’ in scrabble?” -mishmisha

“when i say ‘laish’ we spray them, k?”  -friend

“inta laish wayhik n3al?!” -mishmisha

“i can’t believe i went so low, and fought with an 8 year old” -feefz
“and lost” -mishmisha

“shfeech? ga3deen nsawy jow romansy” -mumum, i think?

“he’s fucking everywhere! i can’t go anywhere without him being there! it’s so annoying!” -mishmisha

“lolz, 7aram why’d he spray the maid? she didn’t do anything!” -mishmisha
“3ady oboy’s like that, just shrug it off” -frex

“9arly sa3a agoolah ana ma3ak! and then he sprays me in the face the next second!” -sawoonah

“i’m so hungry i can eat my own face!” -mishmisha

“it’s a shame we’re pussies…” -feefz
“such a shame..”  -frex
“shame shame shame” -mishmisha

“you can’t put ‘wtf’ on a scrabble board! it’s not a word!” -kambi
“it might be in some countries, you never know!” -mishmisha

“i got my three bitches by my side, what more could a girl want?” -mishmisha

and that just the first couple of days, the rest i don’t remember that well.

Do We Know You?!

so today or maybe technically, yesterday.. me and feefz went to have a late lunch at johnny rockets marina.

anyway, so me and feefz are done, so we wanted the check. ofcourse at that precise time, all the waiters are busy. so what do we do? i go and yell out “EXCUSE ME!! hii” yep i always do that. and i do mean always.. sometimes i yell out ‘yo!’ or something 3ala 7asab mazaji, you know?

anyway!! that’s not the point at all.. we asked for the check and the manager comes and gives it to us and starts a conversation..asking if we were sisters or cousins… shko cousins? why would he think cousins?! how did he know enna we’re cousins?!

and then he goes and asks feefz’s name and he just says mine so sure!! and we’re like ‘heh heh… that’s a pretty good guess..*awkward pause*”

then he introduced himself saying his name was so and so and that if we ever needed anything we should just ask for the manager and he’d take care of it (was6a anyone? :P ) then he goes and says he’s seen us before.. like last week.. wtf? last time i went to jr. was last month..

anyway that was really weird.. how the hell does he know all about us?

All In A Days’ Worth..

Time: 7.23 A.M,
woke up. still tired. realized that i’ve been waking up at 7 for the past month. must find solution.

Time: 8.12 A.M,
still awake in bed listening to Goo Goo dolls trying to fall asleep.

Time: 9.35 A.M,
watching die hard 4 on my mac.. laughing my ass off

Time: 11.05 A.M,
finally fell back asleep.

Time: 4.55 P.M,
woke up by msg from FReX asking if we’re still on for today..

Time: 5.10 P.M,
got up and took shower.

Time: 5.34 P.M,
finished shower, and checked phone to see if anybody called or anything.. felt depressed since i’m obviously not wanted =( then cheered up when i noticed that i took about 15 minutes to shower, and that never happens!! i usually take an hour or something to take a quick shower =D

Time: 5.55 P.M,
FReX arrives and we sit on my sofa/bed and talk about how the other 2 fishies died (may they RIP)

Time: 6.00 P.M,
hear CK barking and realizing that it’s prolly the boys finaly arriving.

Time: 6.04 P.M,
the boys are back!!! yaaay i missed them so much!! and surprisingly dad didn’t say anything about the fish… got kinda scared because of that..

Time: 6.07 P.M,
said my first cuss of the day (F*&%) because of teh stupid maid who i love oh so much (plz notice the sarcasm) has decided to disappear for the time..

Time: 6.09 P.M,
cousins finally arrive and we eat lunch/fu6oor and laugh at each other and joking around…

Time: 6.30 P.M,
sitting in the couch hearing stories about 9irm eshai5 and checking out photos… really loved that part of the day *sigh*

Time: 7.15 P.M,
realize i was in the mood for some ice-cream, i got ready and scarred my little brother for life when he saw me – which wasn’t my fault, he shouldn’t have been there (you figure out what he saw, but don’t go far. it wasn’t that bad :P )

Time: 7.25 P.M
we’re finally in the car but stop on the way when we heard the radio, and went back home to get my iPod.

Time: 7.35 P.M,
get in the car again, and go to jam3iya shamiya to get our ice-cream. stopped them and suggested going somewhere else before (the bumpy road). they were totally on board! so we were set to go there. stopped them again when i realized that they didn’t bring the wire to connect the iPod to the cars’ radio.

Time: 7.42 P.M,
get home, and i rush inside to get the wire when i find out that it’s in the family car, go outside to the car and find out it’s not here (totally bummed at this point) then ah-ha! maybe it’s in the other car. find out it’s not there.. (went into depression). then i went back inside again to get some cds that are sooo old!! i couldn’t believe i still had ‘em.

Time: 7.47 P.M,
leave home to go to the bumpy road when i realized that i forgot my phone (you cannot imagine how stupid i felt)

Time: 7.50 P.M,
got home…again, and get my phone. my little brother screams and tells me i’m driving him crazy by coming and going and coming and going.. (he has no idea how i felt)

Time: 7.54 P.M,
stopped at the school that’s infront of the jam3iya to switch seats (i know it seems normal, but you have no idea how funny that was LOL!)

Time: 8.32 P.M,
in front of the bumpy road (across the street) and fighting the urge not to dance happily and clap my hands.

Time: 8.43 P.M,
still at the same spot that we were, much less excited and more bored and fighting the urge not to lean over and honk the stupid horn!

Time: 8.55 P.M,
at the front of that same light, waiting for that light to turn green..

Time: 8.59 P.M,
lights turned green YAY!! getting closer and closer to my bumpy!! XD

Time: 9.05 P.M,
finally about to enter when we realize it’s very crowded. not much chance to really enjoy it like we usually do. so we decide to wait a little bit since there were no cars behind us..

Time: 9.07 P.M,
we go in!! and have a blast!! but it ended too quickly.. oh well!! totally worth it!

Time: 9.12 P.M,
miss our turn to head over to shamiya.. felt totally stupid at that point since i should’ve known..

Time: 9.20 P.M,
find out that a guy has been staring at us and following us for quite a while, and realized he’s one of those stubborn guys who will probably follow you to your house, pretty irritating if you ask me..

Time: 9.25 P.M,
turn into shamiya and that punk is still following us… augh!!!

Time: 9.27 P.M,
at the roundabout and we take a surprise turn and drive like hell to the fir3 near my grandmothers house..

Time: 9.29 P.M,
realize that he’s still behind us! so annoying it’s starting to scare us (quite the adventure, don’t you think??)

Time: 9.32 P.M,
almost broke the car since rikabna ra9eef without noticing. and he’s still behind us (gotta give him props for being so persistent) and we park behind a car and act like we’re waiting for someone. he gets the message and goes to the fir3.

Time: 9.35 P.M,
we laugh evilly and think we got him, and when we drive off we find him next to us (sonofabitch!)

Time: 9.42 P.M,
we give up and say that we’re not gonna do anything and just ignore him and get us some ice-cream (for crying out loud, this is getting ridiculous!!)

Time: 9.53 P.M,
through some miracle we finally get rid of him (through some amazing plan i deducted muahahaha!) though we almost hit a car, and almost get hit by the same car (what was his hurry anyway?!)

Time: 9.55 P.M,
get into baskin robins and get our ice-cream, though while walking towards it we kept looking at every car that was even remotely the same as his and freaking out thinking he found us!

Time: 10.25 P.M,
say goodbye to both cousins and planned what we’d be doing the next day..

Time: 10.37 P.M,
said goodbye to FReX

Time: 10.45 P.M,
brother coming and telling me we’re going to play kout (see how confident he was of the fact that i’m going to play?)

and now here i am, on my laptop checking everything that i’ve missed, checking all the blogs that i usually read, and all that blob :P

and now i’m off to waste my time with someone else… hope i didn’t take much of your time :P

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Words of wisdom..

Just when you think life's a bitch, she has puppies.

 

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