Sleep Texting?

i’ve always taken pride in the fact that i’m a light sleeper. i always wake up quickly to the point that if my phone was set on silent i would wake up from the vibrations (i’m picking up good viiiberatiooons, she’s giving me exciitaaations)

anyway,

apparently i do some thing when i’m asleep.. it’s quite rare, i assure you dear reader. but it is still quite humiliating to me.

i text when i’m asleep.

it happened to me twice but thankfully no damage was done. they all happened with feefz (thank gawd!)

the first one i think i said “Ee [new line] folay bootsa“

no idea what i means, but probably made sense to me in my sleep..

next one is “kelsay joqa“

apparently when sarah is sleeping she dreams in a different language..

so am i the only one doing this??

Die bitch DIEEE!!!

i hate my english professor!!! she is a total bitch!

what a whore!

i hate you so much that i can’t stand the sight of you. and when i hear your name or hear your voice i just wanna cut of my ears and pock holes into them with my pencil… wai3 wai3 waaaaai3!!

thank god that the feeling is mutual.. i’m sure she’s a nice person once i actually have a normal conversation where she isn’t being a complete bitch and isn’t making my life a complete hell… i’m sure i’d think she’s a nice person.. but i don’t think that’s ever going to happen.. since she’s a complete whore who’s making her life’s mission is making me want to kill myself every time i see her.. well listen lady.. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! now leave me the fuck alone!

7a6a 3alay bshakil mo 6abee3y! here’s one example:

we’ll call me: Sarah
and we’ll call her: Fucking whore who’s completely frustrated cause she hasn’t gotten any since forever so she decides to put all her frustration on sarah… or to shorten it: betch

sarah types an essay and goes to show it to her to see if it’s good enough for miss hard to please.. now the essay is 5 pages..

betch looks at the first page and says: “the title needs to be centered.”

Sarah: “okay..” *goes to correct the simple mistakes and gives her the paper*

betch: “and over here you need to put a period..” (mind you we’re still on the first page)

and this goes on for ten minutes… i finished the papers in the printer! ya bint elkalb tell it to me all at once and not make me go back and forth for ten minutes while I (who is very stupid to not say anything since i want to pass this class) act like your personal bitch!

other example, eh?

we have a quiz where we have to write another summary essay.. where we write the source and publisher and blah blah blah.. basically we summarize an article..

i’m looking for the publisher and it’s not there.. so i need to make sure that it’s not really there..

Sarah: “umm professor, there’s no publisher…?”

betch: “hmmmm….. could you find it?”

sarah: “but it’s not there…”

betch: “could you try harder?”

sarah: “okaaaay…” *in the back of my mind… fucking bitch..*

then comes the punch line:

other student: “professor, i can’t find the publisher..”

betch: “oh yeah that’s because there isn’t one..”

!!! zagat zagitich ya bint il kalb!! 9arly sa3a shgool ana?!!

oh i hope you get what you have coming for you.. cause you are definitely on my beating up list..

i hate you..

What do you do when you want to undo?

heheh private joke.

me is in class bored out of my head. who the hell doesn’t know how to use ms word? or what right click is? this is completely ridiculous!

so i am using this waste of time class to update this sucky blog.. tehe!

i cannot wait til december.. we get a month’s vacation and plus it’s my birthday *yaay*

not having a license yet sucks.. i hate our driver… he’s actually a pretty decent guy.. i just hate his driving.. i mean a car is changing lanes, that doesn’t mean you use your goddamn brakes!! he’s not even coming to your lane you dip shit!

lool the instructor is having problems.. this is so embarrassing for her.. heheh

obviously no one is paying attention, everyone’s on msn and i’m writing this useless shit.. life is just soooo blaaaah…

i just noticed i put alot of periods.. (there i go again with the full stops) what is wrong with me?!

gosh i’m so bored.

i need a manicure, i should handle that.

damn what the hell is this bitch talking about?

ok five minutes till class is done. til then dear reader :’(

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

i hate people. i really do. they’re really annoying sometimes, don’t you think?

Little Pick-Me-Up

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it’s sunday and it’s 8 o’clock and i have class in an hour and still i didn’t take a shower, have no idea what to wear and i’m sleepy!!!!!

At Least Have Some Respect…

i hate it when you’re out in the morning and 9aymeen and malna 5ilg ilkil dayikh o kilshay.. then you see some person coming to you ega7i9 and the music is blaring with a cigarette in his hand!! and it’s friday around 9alat il yim3a!!

i7tirim nafsik yal 5ara!! 7aram 3alaik ya3ni.. shi’3il ashkara chethy ma a7ibha. 3al aqal mo jidam enas! have a little self-respect.. you looked so pathetic

all i’m gonna say is allah yahdeek.. 9ij 9ij unbelievable..

Breaking News!!

I just heard from my brother that if the police caught you riding the bumpy road they take away your license!! permanently!!

oh the horror!! i haven’t been to it in months!! this sucks! so what if it’s a parking lot and it’s illegal?! so what if it’s dangerous to pedestrians?! it’s fucking fun!!

and do they really have to take the license permanently? why don’t you just shoot them in the head while your at it?!

i feel so heartbroken it’s pathetic… *runs sobbing into the darkness*

STOP! Blabber Time..

oooh ooh ooh… oooh ooh ooh..

moving on.

truth be told it’s already come to mind that i should just close this window and my laptop and open my book, since i have 2 finals on saturday and sunday. but i quickly threw that thought out the window quicker than you can say “holy mother of hell i have a belly button!”

yes people. the thought left me that quickly.

as i was saying. i’m bored as hell and have nothing to do, don’t tell me to study, then i won’t just in spite.

ya wardity ya nidiya, roo7y lifeely hadiya.

*sigh* i can’t get that song out of my head. and the worst thing is that the last time i heard that song was 2 years ago, i think.

what’s up with people sending me emails congratulating me that i won the lottery? it’s too much that i’m starting to get tempted to email them and tellin them to fuck off and transferring the money to my ’shove it up your ass’ account in switzerland. seriously i already got 4 of those in 1 week, coincidence? i think not… they are playing with my patience, i tell you!

lalah hungry all of a sudden… =/

ya wardity ya nidiya, roo7y lifeely hadiya

here’s what i’m going to do. i’m going to put that sentence alot so that i won’t be the only one who has this song stuck in their head. evil huh?

misery loves company munchkin. deal with it.

just a few days and i’ll be done with this! yaaay i’m uber excited! the first thing i’m gonn do is burn my uniform.. probably won’t. but at least i have that thought to put a smile on my face at odd times… like when my mom was lecturing me about studying and getting my grades up and then all of a sudden. sarah has this huge grin on her face.. ^_^

great news! paullette has left! yay! peace and quiet at last thank you very much.

made a deal with the devil err mother.. and said that if i get accepted to the uni i want i can travel.. on my own! yay! pray for me ppl and give happy encouraging thoughts..

ya wardity ya nidiya, roo7y lifeely hadiya…

i’m starting to get bored and have nothing left to say… so i’ll see yaz later.

memo to me: buy ki7il i keep forgetting

ya wardity ya nidiya, roo7y lifeely hadiya..

Why dont you go back to your home on Dumbass Island?

there’s nothing more that i hate than stupid people! and the only things that irritates me more is that said people think they’re the shit!

trust me, my dog’s dump is much smarter.

but what’re you gonna do? the more you try to make them see sense the more stupid they get and more confused. so i’ve decided not to give a shit anymore.

so far it’s working pretty well…

p.s paullete’s been knocked up. and i feel…… sad

Y’all… Meet Satan’s Spawn..

this is *it* Paulette! the bitch is still there and still annoying as hell.. apparently it has found a companion… and said companion doesn’t have as big of balls as the spawn.. but worry not dear readers. they came back 10 minutes later -.- and they’re still there..

so now i shall leave you to feel sorry and grieve for me..

till next time y’all!