We Interrupt This Program To Give You This Important Message..

always *always* listen to what Sarah says! never underestimate me! never ever underestimate Sarah!

there’s no mouse they said. it’s all in your head they said.
and do they believe me? NO! i’m imagining it..

HAH!!! i am always right. and now I’m afraid of my room. and i never knew i could scream like that. i actually became a girl for once in my life. and it’s not amusing.

so this is the public message to you:
always listen to what Sarah says, never underestimate Sarah and Sarah is always right. have it ingrained in your brain

now you can continue your usual internet surfing.. thank you.