Keyboard Test

like a voice test that you do to annoy people, but with your keyboard.

just saying.

Holy Moly

Allah y3een your kids. Seriously.

You are the best one of the best ones..

I’ve always wanted this. And now I’m freaking out because it’s happening too fast.

Do I have a right to feel this way or am I just one ungrateful bitch?

Honey, I’m Home!

just got back from a hectic ten days in germany. it was worth it. here is what i’ve seen since i’ve been there:
1) i’ve seen a man peeing on a wall.. 7ada mala da3y i ever see that in my opinion.
2) i’ve seen an old dude talking on the phone while olding -yep!- his penis! (what is up with them and their public display of genitals?)
3) a person came to me for directions to a place i didn’t even know existed, so i intentionally gave them the wrong directions.. (was that bitchy?)
4) my mom’s nurse totally crushed on me (ego boost!)
5) old men there loved me!
6) and such things like that ;D

anywho’s.. i’m tired from my miserable plane ride… til next time dear reader. :*

I Almost Feel Sorry For You

Almost..

My Confession #2

I’m a sucker for biting my cuticles…

Is you Is or Is you ain’t my baby…

[YouTube]

Just a little pick-me-up for myself for the start of the week.

@2.00 – 2.03 is my favorite part that I have to giggle at..

Oh, please, carry me away

Still here, unfortunately for you, dear reader. Will be updating you soon enough..

Heading out…

will try to update you on my adventures..

Yay Me!

Teheee

No present? Money is always acceptable..