Holy Moly

Allah y3een your kids. Seriously.

You are the best one of the best ones..

I’ve always wanted this. And now I’m freaking out because it’s happening too fast.

Do I have a right to feel this way or am I just one ungrateful bitch?

Honey, I’m Home!

just got back from a hectic ten days in germany. it was worth it. here is what i’ve seen since i’ve been there:
1) i’ve seen a man peeing on a wall.. 7ada mala da3y i ever see that in my opinion.
2) i’ve seen an old dude talking on the phone while olding -yep!- his penis! (what is up with them and their public display of genitals?)
3) a person came to me for directions to a place i didn’t even know existed, so i intentionally gave them the wrong directions.. (was that bitchy?)
4) my mom’s nurse totally crushed on me (ego boost!)
5) old men there loved me!
6) and such things like that ;D

anywho’s.. i’m tired from my miserable plane ride… til next time dear reader. :*

I Almost Feel Sorry For You

Almost..

My Confession #2

I’m a sucker for biting my cuticles…

Is you Is or Is you ain’t my baby…

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Just a little pick-me-up for myself for the start of the week.

@2.00 – 2.03 is my favorite part that I have to giggle at.. :D

Oh, please, carry me away

Still here, unfortunately for you, dear reader. Will be updating you soon enough.. :)

Heading out…

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will try to update you on my adventures..

Yay Me!

Teheee

Teheee

No present? Money is always acceptable..

Sleep Texting?

i’ve always taken pride in the fact that i’m a light sleeper. i always wake up quickly to the point that if my phone was set on silent i would wake up from the vibrations (i’m picking up good viiiberatiooons, she’s giving me exciitaaations)

anyway,

apparently i do some thing when i’m asleep.. it’s quite rare, i assure you dear reader. but it is still quite humiliating to me.

i text when i’m asleep.

it happened to me twice but thankfully no damage was done. they all happened with feefz (thank gawd!)

the first one i think i said “Ee [new line] folay bootsa

no idea what i means, but probably made sense to me in my sleep..

next one is “kelsay joqa

apparently when sarah is sleeping she dreams in a different language..

so am i the only one doing this??

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